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California's Water "Solution": More Tech, Less Rain

Oh, California. Land of dreams, silicon, and perpetual water crises. Now they think they can outsmart the weather? Give me a break. This whole "Forecast Informed Reservoir Operations" (FIRO) thing sounds like another tech-bro fantasy dressed up as environmentalism.

So, the idea is, instead of using old-fashioned calendar rules for managing reservoirs, they're gonna use forecasts. Fancy forecasts! Because apparently, Mother Nature is just waiting to be optimized by some algorithm.

The article drones on about "hydrometeorological forecasts" and "AI integration." Translation: more money for consultants, more data points to argue about, and probably zero actual additional water.

Don't get me wrong, the Oroville Dam disaster was a mess. Evacuating 200,000 people because of spillway damage? Offcourse, nobody wants a repeat of that. But is FIRO really the answer, or just a shiny distraction from the real problem – a growing population in a desert state?

FIRO Going Global? Don't Hold Your Breath.

They're acting like FIRO is some kind of revolutionary breakthrough. "FIRO started in California and has since gone worldwide!" the article proclaims. Really? Seattle's thinking about using it, and some folks in Australia and Japan are kicking the tires? Hardly a global takeover.

And this part about avoiding "FOMO" – fear of missing out on water – is just insulting. As if water managers are making decisions based on their feelings? It's a cynical marketing term meant to make the public believe they're actually doing something. FIRO to Avoid Water FOMO: How to Save Every Drop with Smart Reservoir Operations in California

The article even admits there are "potential challenges." Forecast reliability isn't perfect, especially outside California. You need specialized expertise. And, get this, it requires a "culture shift." That's code for: "We're gonna have to drag these old-timers kicking and screaming into the 21st century."

I love this part, too: "Each implementation requires tailored approaches based on local conditions." So, it's not a one-size-fits-all solution? Shocking.

Smarter Use of What We Have? Or Just Avoiding the Real Issues?

The author claims that FIRO represents a "fundamental shift in how we think about infrastructure." Instead of "building bigger dams or higher levees," we're gonna... what? Use existing infrastructure more efficiently?

Look, I'm all for efficiency. But let's be real: California's water problems aren't going to be solved by better forecasts. They're going to be solved by hard choices about agriculture, development, and maybe, just maybe, acknowledging that some places just aren't meant to support 40 million people.

Maybe I'm too cynical. Maybe FIRO really will save the day. But forgive me if I don't hold my breath, especially when the southern part of Sierra Nevada is already showing less than average snowpack.

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